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A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days. That morning they got up and were still not talking, the wife broke the silence by saying she had a dream last night. The husband asked her about what?

She said she had a dream she was at an auction. They were auctioning off Penises. The litle ones went for $500.00 and the big ones were for $1,000.00

The husband throws out his chest and curiously asked what one like his went for. His wife told him bluntly that they were giving them away as door prizes!

The husband non-chalantly brushes this aside and tells his wife "I had a dream last night too. They were auctioning off Pussys. The loose ones went for $500.00 and the tight ones went for $1,000.00"

The wife, not quite thinking that he would come back at her, asked how much one like hers sold for.

"Sell? they didn't sell yours. Where in the hell do you think they held the auction!"

 

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