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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Man: Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman: No.
Man: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

I love the way you move ... like butter on a bald monkey.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Man: Fat Penguin!
Woman: What?
Man: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

Man: Do you like to dance?
Woman: Yes!
Man: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

 

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