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A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show. A window was something you hated to clean ... And RAM was the cousin of a goat ...

MEG was the name of my girlfriend. And GIG was your middle finger upright. Now they all mean different things. And that really MEGA bytes

An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account. And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire. Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue. A web was a spider's home. And a virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper. And memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead

 

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