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Three guys who were lost at sea ended up landing on an unfamiliar island. After wandering around for a while, a group of natives picked them up and took them to their hut.

The chief came up to them and said, “We will let you live, if you can go out into the jungle and bring me 10 pieces of fruit.”

So the men agree and take off. The first guy brings back 10 apples and places them before the chief.

“Now, you must stick the apples up your ass and not show a bit of emotion, or else we will kill you.”

The guy got one, and on the second, he flinched and was killed.

The second guy walks up and shows the chief 10 berries. He is given the same task and makes it up to 8 and then begins to laugh histerically. He is also killed.

When the second guy gets to heaven and meets up with the first, the first asks him “You almost had it! Why did you laugh??”

The second replies, “I couldnt help it. I got the 8th up there and saw the other guy walking up with pineapples.”

 

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