sex hikayeleri interior desing escort fethiye escort denizli porno hikaye kredi kartı borç sorgulama sitesi yayında ziraatbank borç sorgulama
Fiji Jokes

 

  Follow @ Twitter
Gorilla Remover (899 views)


A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun and walks towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

 

Random Jokes
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Alway ...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll hav ...
Jokes of the day
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony tha ...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try some ...

 

Red Dress

 


SEARCH JOKES
 

 

 

BUSINESS
SPSE targets land owning unitsThe iTaukei Land Trust Board (TLTB) and South Pacific Stock Exchange (SPSE) today signed a three-year Memorandum of Understanding to attract landowners to participate and invest in Fiji’s stock market.
SPORTS
Verevou, Mateinaqara to miss semisRewa’s star striker Iosefo Verevou and Suva goalkeeper Benaminio Mateinaqara will miss the semifinals of the 2016 Battle Of Giants this Saturday.
WORLD
Hayne appointed Global AmbassadorFormer NRL and NFL star Jarryd Hayne has been announced as a global ambassador for Fiji’s national carrier Fiji Airways.
TECHNOLOGY
Vodafone rolls out 4G+ mobile networkVodafone Fiji has rolled-out its new 4G LTE Advanced or 4G+ mobile network to its customers.
ENTERTAINMENT
Florence + The Machine to release songs from Final Fantasy XV gameThe Florence + The Machine has released a special collaboration recorded for the upcoming video game Final Fantasy XV.
FIJI NEWS
SPSE targets land owning unitsThe iTaukei Land Trust Board (TLTB) and South Pacific Stock Exchange (SPSE) today signed a three-year Memorandum of Understanding to attract landowners to participate and invest in Fiji’s stock market.
NEWS SPORTS INFOTAINMENT MOBILE HOT TOPICS FOLLOW US ON