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A passenger is sitting in a plane which is about to take off when another man and a dog board the plane and sit in the two seats beside him.

The passenger is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains handler says to the passenger

'Don't mind Rover he is a sniffer dog, the best there is, I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work.

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the passenger 'Watch this'.He tells the dog 'Rover, search '.

The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds, it then returns to its seat and licks the handler's arm. He says Good boy, and turns to the passenger and says,

'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.

'Fantastic!' replies the passenger.Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles.

The dog sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and licks the handler's cheek and turns to the passenger and says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of this, and the seat number.'That's marvelous, I never seen anything like it!' says the passenger.

Once again the handler sends the dog to search the aisles.

He goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone, and then comes racing back and jumps up and shits all over the place.

The passenger is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks 'What the heck is going on?' The handler replies 'He's just found a bomb".

 

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