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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" the teacher said.

Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny who said: "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ... just #$&#*&^# beautiful!

 

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