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Mole On The Butt (2113 views)
Little Johnny likes to gamble. His dad got a new job one day so his family had to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says "yes I know who you are".

Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you $10 you've got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

Johnny hands over the $10 and goes home, leaving the teacher feeling very pleased with herself.

The next day his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."

The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."

Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No, you didn't, he bet me $100 yesterday morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over."


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