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No Bathroom Break (701 views)
One day there was this little boy named Johnny who had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "Can I go to the bathroom?" She said "No!"

Then five minutes later he raised his hand and said "Damnit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom." She said "No, not with that mouth." She said now go to the corner and say your a, b, c's frontwards and backwards.

He went to the corner and said, "a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z."

Then he said "z, y, x, w, v, u, t, s, r, q, o, n, m, l, k, j, i, h, g, f, e, d, c, b, a."

Then she asked, "Where is the p?"

Little Johnny said "Running down my leg."


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