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Climb A Tree (1496 views)
Little Johnny and Clarissa are walking down the street, when Little Johnny says to Clarissa "Climb up that tree and I'll give you $5,"

So she climbed up the tree, and received $5. She went home shouting "Mommy mommy I received $5 from Johnny just for climbing up the tree!"

Her mom looked at her and said "He just wants to see your underwear."

The next day Little Johnny said "Climb up the tree and ill give you $25." So she climbed up the tree happily knowing she would receive $25.

She ran home shouting "Mommy mommy! I received $25 from Little Johnny for climbing up the tree! I'm rich!" Her mom sighed and said, "Clarissa, I've told you this before. He just wants to see your underwear."

The next day Little Johnny did the same thing, but this time he offered her $50. She climbed up happily and ran home to her mom saying "Mommy mommy! Look! I got $50 from Little Johnny for climbing up the tree!"

Her mom said "Look, I've told you this before. He just wants to see your underwear!"

Clarissa sighed, "But mommy, I tricked Johnny! Today I didn't wear any underwear!"

Her mom fainted.

 

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