Mars Bar (943 views)
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their eight-year old son, little Johnny, in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
Their eight-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"Thereís a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Mattís riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
"Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having a shag!"
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know that?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar."
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