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Mars Bar (1008 views)
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their eight-year old son, little Johnny, in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.

Their eight-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There’s a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.

"An ambulance just drove by!"

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt’s riding a new bike!"

"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"

"Jason is on his skate board!"

After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having a shag!"

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed.

Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know that?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar."

 

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