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Lil' Johnny asked his father for help with a homework assignment, "Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality?"

His father thought a moment, then said, "How about a demonstration? Ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."

Lil' Johnny was puzzled, but did as he was told. "Mom, would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"

She looked around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face said, "Don’t tell your father, but yes, I would."

Johnny then went to his sister's room. "Sis, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

His sister did not hesitate. "Omigod! Definitely!"

Lil' Johnny returned to his father. "Okay, Dad, I've got it. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million. But in reality, we are living with a couple of sluts."


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