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Who’s The Queen? (2847 views)
A gay flight attendant was on a flight and seemed to enjoy his work as he served food and drinks to all the passengers on his side of the cabin.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came down the aisle and asked everyone to put their trays up and fasten their seatbelts as “Captain Harvey has announced that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just fasten your seatbelts and put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his way back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She turned her head and said: “In my country, I am a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied: “Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, bitch.”

 

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