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A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the shop assistant, "How much for the parrot on the right?" He said it was $250.

"$250," the man said. "What does he do?"

"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000," responds the shop assistant. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost. The shop assistant replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot. The shop assistant replied, "$1000."

Curious, the man asked what this bird's specialty was since it was the most expensive.

The shop assistant replied, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything. But the other two call him BOSS!"

 

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