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The Lawyer And The Chinese Man (1996 views)
The lawyer thinking he could easily fool a Chinese man asks if the Chinese man would like to play a fun game.

The Chinese man is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

This catches the Chinese man's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?' The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Chinese man's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up.

He wakes up the Chinese man and hands him $500. The Chinese man pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

But the lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes up the Chinese man and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

The Chinese man reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

 

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