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When Does The Bar Open? (1680 views)
At 3am a night desk clerk at a hotel lobby gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.

"It opens at noon," answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding more drunk.

"What time does the bar open?" he asks.

"Noon," replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "When did you say the bar opens?"

"It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you," the clerk says.

"No ... I don't wanna get in ... I wanna get OUT of here!"


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