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There was a guy at a bar looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.

Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and simply drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just cant stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to work so my boss fires me.

"When I leave the building to get my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing.

"I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards in there. The cab driver just drives away.

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.

"And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!"

 

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