sex hikayeleri interior desing escort fethiye escort denizli porno hikaye kredi kartı borç sorgulama sitesi yayında ziraatbank borç sorgulama
Fiji Jokes

 

  Follow @ Twitter
Drunk Driver (3124 views)
A routine police patrol car is parked outside a local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer in the car notices a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off even though it was a dry night, then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

Said the police officer: "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."

 

Random Jokes
It was the first day of school. Harry's mother went into his bedroom and said, "Come ...
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome ...
Jokes of the day
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony tha ...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try some ...

 

Shots

 


SEARCH JOKES
 

 

 

NEWS SPORTS INFOTAINMENT MOBILE HOT TOPICS FOLLOW US ON