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Too Much Tequila (1473 views)
A drunk had 14 shots of tequila. After he decides to go home.

Two minutes later the drunk runs back in the bar. He asks the bartender for the phone, and the drunk calls 911.

"Is there a problem, sir," asks the operator. "Yes," replies the drunk replies, "someone broke into my car, they stole the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the accelerator and even the dashboard."

Minutes later police arrive on the scene.

The drunk goes up to the head officer and says, "never mind, I got into the back seat by mistake."

 

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