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My Wish For Him (2568 views)
A recently divorced woman is walking along the sea shore thinking how badly she was screwed over her divorce settlement, when she sees a magic lamp washing up on shore.

When she picks up the lamp and rubs it, out pops a magical genie!

The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him.

As a consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times whatever she wishes.

The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish.

The first wish was for $1 billion. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting on a pile of 1 billion $1 bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of
$10 billion.

The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds her again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for.

Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to think about her last wish.

Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for.

No problem, said the woman as she grinned. For my last wish ... I'd like to give birth to twins.


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