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Dear Wife,
Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you forever. Ive been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didnt even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.

You dont tell me you love me anymore; you dont want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either youre cheating on me or you dont love me any more; whatever the case, Im gone.

Your Ex-Husband

PS. Dont try to find me. Your sister & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. Its true you & I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what youve been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesnt work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!'

Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you cant say something nice, I didnt comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my sister, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the Lotto for $10 million, I quit my job & bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you wont get a dime from me. So take care.

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

PS. I dont know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope thats not a problem.


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