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Don't Forget The Soap (1614 views)
Father John and Father Jim have been busy all day and go off to have a shower before bed one night.

Both undress and get into the shower before they realise they have no soap.

Father Jim has some soap in his room so he tells Father John he is going to get some. As it is late at night, he does not bother to put any clothes on.

He goes to his room, grabs two bars of soap and heads back to the showers.

But he gets into trouble halfway down the hall ... he sees three nuns heading his way.

With no place to hide, Father Jim decides to stand against the wall and freeze and behave like a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like and like Father Jim, the statue looks.

Then the first nun decided to check out the statue and pulled Father Jim's d**k. Startled, Father Jim dropped a bar of soap.

"Oh, look," said the second nun, "a soap dispenser.

To test this, she also pulls his d**k ... and sure enough a nervous Father Jim drops the second bar of soap.

The third nun decides to test the "dispenser" as well. She pulls once, nothing happens ... then twice and three times. Still nothing happens.

So she tries a few more times and to her delight soon ... she yells: "Look, hand cream!"


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