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A Nun's Desires (1964 views)
Three Italian nuns die and go to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter.

He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the
Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Pamela Anderson" and poof, she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and poof, she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini ..."

St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter.

St Peter reads the article in the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to the nun and says, "No, sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in six months."


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