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Little Bruce (2607 views)
Mohammed and his family had recently arrived in Australia from Arabia.

He went to his new school and entered his classroom for the first time.

"What is your name?" asked the teacher.

"Mohammed," answered the kid.

"We are in Australia and, here there is no Mohammed. From now on your name will be Bruce," replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother.

"My name is not Mohammed, I am in Australia and now my name is Bruce."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to disown your parents and your heritage and your religion? Shame on you," she said and she beat him.

Then she called his father and told him what he said and he too beat him up.

The next day Mohammed returned to school all black and blue and bruised.

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises, she asked: "What happened to you little Bruce?"

"Well, Miss, 2 hours after becoming Australian, I was attacked by two bloody Arabs."


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