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Mere was not very good looking and had never had a boyfriend. In desperation, she went to a psychic for help.

"Honey," said the psychic, "You will not have luck in love in this life."

"But in the reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet."

Mere left very happy and excited and as she went over the Rewa Bridge, she thought: "The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins." So she decided to jump off the Rewa Bridge there and then.

But, incredibly Mere didn't die. She fell on a bilibili full of bananas from Wainibuka and lost her senses and fainted.

As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face:

"Wawa gentlemen, please, one at a time."

 

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