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Mr Patel parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he is getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.

More than a little distraught, he grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Indian starts screaming hysterically:

"My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it spends at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the Indian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head: "I can't believe how materialistic you Gujaratis are," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Mr Patel.

The policeman replies: "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

Mr Patel looks down in absolute horror. "Bloody hell," he screams , "Where's my Rolex?"


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