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A NGO office realized that they had never received a donation from the town's most successful Gujju lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least Rs60,00,000 you give not a paisa to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The Gujarati mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the NGO rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The Gujarati interrupts, "Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken NGO rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the Gujarati's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated NGO rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea ..."

On a roll, the Gujarati cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"


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