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Submitted on : 2013-02-25 17:01:43

Hundred Dollar Tattoo( 114 views)

Wally gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Wally replies ...

Submitted on : 2009-07-24 22:57:08

Round Them Up( 2743 views)

A farmer had to count his sheep for taxation purposes, so he got his border collie to do it. ...

Submitted on : 2008-12-22 17:44:57

How Actuaries Do it( 1902 views)

Actuaries do it without risk.
Actuaries do it with frequency and severity.
Actuaries do it until death or disability, whichever comes ...

Submitted on : 2008-12-22 17:01:56

What's the difference?( 1983 views)

What's the difference between an actuary and an accountant?

An actuary does much the same thing as an accountant but ...

Submitted on : 2008-12-22 16:59:51

Ticket Lady( 2100 views)

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one ...

Submitted on : 2008-12-22 16:28:51

Round Trip Ticket( 2094 views)

A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent.

"I want a ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-21 14:43:01

Pick-Up Lines To Use On Chicks( 1946 views)

You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.

Please, baby, let me withhold you.

Nice assets.

Lady, you make my pants file for ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-21 14:30:05

You Might Be An Accountant If ...( 1712 views)

• You refer to your child as Deduction 214.

• You deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses".

• You have no idea ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-21 14:06:02

How They Do It( 1775 views)

Accountants do it by the book.
Accountants do it within budget.
Accountants do it to the bottom line.
Accountants do it with ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-21 13:59:59

The Retiree's Secret( 1895 views)

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.

Each and every ...