FIJILIVE JOKES

 

Submitted on : 2013-03-20 16:44:03
Lock & Key( 101 views)
A little boy asks his Dad: What's between mom's legs?

The father answers: Paradise, my son.

The kid asks ...
Submitted on : 2013-03-11 14:18:02
Wild Hurricane( 105 views)
Q: What do toys and women's breasts have in common?
A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ...
Submitted on : 2013-02-20 16:17:34
Condom Packs( 31 views)
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom ...
Submitted on : 2012-12-10 16:04:50
No Fun Being A Penis( 125 views)
Why it’s no fun being a penis? You’re bald your whole life, you have a hole in your head, ...
Submitted on : 2012-11-07 16:21:32
Bank On It( 158 views)
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down ...
Submitted on : 2012-11-01 20:15:57
Sex Complaint( 181 views)
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker ...
Submitted on : 2012-07-29 20:06:27
Three Pregnant Women( 376 views)
Three pregnant woman were sitting in a gynaecologist's waiting room (of course, one was blonde, one was a redhead ...
Submitted on : 2012-07-18 15:32:12
More Than A Mouthful( 452 views)
Little Johnny's teacher says, "Class, today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of ...
Submitted on : 2012-07-18 14:39:24
Going To Vegas( 557 views)
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.

"Where the hell ...
Submitted on : 2012-07-16 16:05:11
Doing It In The Forest( 814 views)
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 ...
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