FIJILIVE JOKES

 

Submitted on : 2014-10-31 13:01:02
Late To School( 493 views)
Teacher: "Why are you late, Joseph?"

Joseph: "Because of a sign down the road."

Teacher: "What does a sign have to ...
Submitted on : 2014-10-28 17:18:44
First Opera( 767 views)
A father took his young son to the opera for the first time. The conductor started waving the baton, ...
Submitted on : 2014-09-11 16:38:46
Father And Son( 45 views)
Father: Son, can you please go buy me a soft drink?
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke
Son: Diet or ...
Submitted on : 2014-07-15 15:56:37
Prayer Time( 466 views)
A father was praying with his son at bedtime and the son was saying: "God, please take care of ...
Submitted on : 2014-07-15 15:52:25
Blood Sample( 893 views)
The pediatrician was preparing to take a blood sample from six-year-old Tommy, who looked very scared.

As the doctor ...
Submitted on : 2014-06-26 16:24:57
E For Elephant( 1542 views)
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an 'E'. One boy says, "Elephant."

Then the ...
Submitted on : 2014-06-26 16:21:27
Clever Kids( 1430 views)
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when ...
Submitted on : 2014-06-19 10:34:55
What's For Dinner( 1009 views)
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide ...
Submitted on : 2014-06-09 16:47:27
No Baby Talk( 859 views)
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that ...
Submitted on : 2014-05-27 16:49:13
Looking For Trouble( 1101 views)
Mr and Mrs Brendon had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named ...
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