FIJILIVE JOKES

 

Submitted on : 2014-02-19 12:31:38
Lord's Letter( 847 views)
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write ...
Submitted on : 2014-01-24 16:56:31
Circumcision Consequences( 983 views)
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any ...
Submitted on : 2013-12-09 14:55:34
Bicycle Bell( 2363 views)
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady.

She was a bit shaken, but got ...
Submitted on : 2013-11-22 16:59:32
Dad's Favourite Food( 112 views)
Three boys were discussing their fathers' favourite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The ...
Submitted on : 2013-11-12 16:36:42
Little Sister( 1375 views)
A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister."

Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, ...
Submitted on : 2013-11-05 14:57:21
Glass Of Water( 400 views)
Boy: Mum, please give me a glass of water.

Mum: You come & get it yourself.

Boy: Please mum.

Mom: If you ...
Submitted on : 2013-10-23 12:52:09
Bus Driver( 519 views)
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my ...
Submitted on : 2013-09-27 09:31:58
Dogs In Heat( 131 views)
A little boy asks mum if he can take the dog for a walk.

Mum replies: "The dog is ...
Submitted on : 2013-09-26 16:17:57
White Boy( 432 views)
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally drops flour over onto his ...
Submitted on : 2013-09-10 16:55:22
Made Of Money( 356 views)
Son: "Mom, can I get twenty bucks?"

Mom: "Does it look like I am made of money?"

Son: "Well, isn't that ...
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