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Dinner Times( 1478 views)
It was mealtime during an airline flight.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. ...
Submitted on : 2012-10-01 17:38:48
Your Average Voter( 1377 views)
1. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

2. It’s strange, isn’t it. You ...
Submitted on : 2012-10-01 17:29:35
Three Words( 1281 views)
1. Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse'.

2. I didn’t fight my way to the top ...
Submitted on : 2012-10-01 17:15:52
Believing In Someone( 1263 views)
1. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say ...
Submitted on : 2012-10-01 17:09:20
Men's Emotions( 1324 views)
1. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

2. ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-15 17:05:13
Slept Like A Log( 1059 views)
Slept like a log last night ... woke up in the fireplace.

I cleaned the attic with the wife ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-15 17:02:35
Camouflage Trousers( 1162 views)
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

When Susan's boyfriend ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-15 17:01:50
For Wind( 1133 views)
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, "Have you got anything for wind?" So he ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-15 17:00:40
Two Kids( 1200 views)
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-13 15:10:36
Shoot Me First( 805 views)
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.

The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you ...