FIJILIVE JOKES

 

Submitted on : 2013-02-27 15:16:36
Popular Answer( 1076 views)
Teacher: What is the most popular answer to a teacher's questions?

Student: Miss, I don't know.

Teacher: That's correct! ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-02 14:39:05
Chemistry Class( 866 views)
In chemistry class the teacher asked a gal: What are nitrates?

Girl answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than ...
Submitted on : 2012-05-21 20:12:04
Kindergarten Definitions( 1000 views)
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word 'definitely' to ...
Submitted on : 2012-02-29 15:30:34
Good Character( 1318 views)
Teacher: To keep your charecter good, think of every girl as your sister.

Boy: But thinking of every girl as ...
Submitted on : 2011-12-14 16:29:22
Grammar Sentences( 1408 views)
Teacher: Mary, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.

Mary: I is ...

Teacher: No, Mary ... always say, 'I ...
Submitted on : 2011-12-14 16:29:11
Cherry Tree( 1256 views)
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, John, do you ...
Submitted on : 2011-12-14 16:28:57
Pray Before You Eat( 1248 views)
Teacher: Now, John, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

John: No sir, I don't have to, ...
Submitted on : 2011-12-14 16:28:42
Copied Composition( 1238 views)
Teacher: John, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ...
Submitted on : 2011-12-14 16:28:27
Talking Lesson( 1251 views)
Teacher: John, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

John: ...
Submitted on : 2011-12-14 16:28:12
Getting Dirty( 1426 views)
Teacher: John, why do you always get so dirty?

John: Sorry Sir, but you do realise I'm a ...
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