Submitted on : 2009-01-02 21:37:08

The Weight Loss Program( 116 views)

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss program. The next day, there's a ...

Submitted on : 2008-09-12 12:09:09

Software Girl( 212 views)

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she ...

Submitted on : 2008-09-10 12:24:47

How Many Programmers?( 119 views)

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem!
...

Submitted on : 2008-09-03 20:57:43

Addicted To Computers( 134 views)

Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:-

10) When you begin to laugh you yell, ...

Submitted on : 2007-10-30 10:17:57

Tunnel : Software Programmer & Project Manager( 435 views)

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. ...

Submitted on : 2006-11-30 09:00:22

SQL Process( 253 views)

Wedding Query........(SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)



CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad),
@ Bride Char(Good)

AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM ...

Submitted on : 2006-10-20 18:36:31

Bill vs GM( 274 views)

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with auto industry saying:

"If GM had ...

Submitted on : 2006-10-16 16:00:48

Remember When( 224 views)

A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show. A window was something you hated to clean ...