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Submitted on : 2009-08-15 00:38:06

Shy Tomato( 2237 views)

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing! ...

Submitted on : 2009-02-03 16:25:42

What is the Most Damaging Food?( 2061 views)

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough ...

Submitted on : 2008-12-22 16:30:14

Pilot( 1838 views)

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' ...

Submitted on : 2008-12-03 10:44:40

Cannibal Fruit Test( 1652 views)

Cannibals captured three men who were lost in the forest. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-19 18:57:52

Ice Cream Flavors( 1816 views)

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-19 18:50:55

Waiter There Is A Fly In My Soup( 1601 views)

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
Waiter, there's a fly in ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-19 18:49:54

New Restaurant( 1632 views)

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere. ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-19 18:49:50

The Waiter( 1809 views)

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-19 18:46:53

Fries With Fries( 1814 views)

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would ...

Submitted on : 2008-11-19 18:42:57

The Hidden Steak( 1825 views)

And how did you find your steak sir?
Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was...
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