FIJILIVE JOKES

 

Submitted on : 2012-08-29 16:11:16
Mole On The Ass( 647 views)
It was little Johnny's first day in school, so his father looked up the teacher. He told her that ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-29 16:05:07
Unlce Eddie( 640 views)
The Sunday School classes assignment was to prepare a story with a moral.

Little Suzy went first. "My dad ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-29 15:59:45
Homework Reality( 158 views)
Lil' Johnny asked his father for help with a homework assignment, "Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality?"

His ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-27 16:50:06
Eating Birds( 121 views)
Little Johnny was clearly upset.

His father asked him what was wrong and Little Johnny said, "Mommy eats birds!" ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-27 16:28:54
Good Times At The Brothel( 158 views)
Little Johnny heard the word 'whorehouse' during recess and later asked his father what it meant.

Dad was shocked. ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-27 16:26:40
Canadian Border( 571 views)
Little Johnny walked into school 30 minutes late. "Sorry I'm late, teacher," he said, "but I didn't get my ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-27 16:25:19
Surprised Cow( 758 views)
Little Johnny was sitting on the fence, watching a bull with two cows when the preacher walked up and ...
Submitted on : 2012-08-27 16:22:18
Mars Bar( 689 views)
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their eight-year old son, little Johnny, in the ...
Submitted on : 2012-07-22 15:39:41
It Hurts Down There( 986 views)
One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand ...
Submitted on : 2012-07-22 15:35:54
Fun With Elements( 206 views)
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she ...
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